"Thank the lord above that he died. Amen." "Yes, it is great that this Unholy OP Hedgehog is Dead."
-Mario, Miyamoto, Mr. Samurai, and Other NintenDon't/NintenFuckers allies/employees after the Great War Of SegaBitches and NintenBitches
Sonic is a hopelessly overpowered blue hedgehog. He obviously doesn't realize he's a hedgehog. The SegaBitches needed somebody to fight the oppressive Nintendon't/NintenBitches and their Soviet Mario(and allie group HalBitches). Sonic died dramatically, and SegaBitches was killed. Dead. Anyway, it all fell to pieces and Miyamoto and Mr. Samurai/Sakurai/Sakurevil laughed at its flaming remains. And stamped on them. I'm getting rather good at these dramatic sentences, aren't I?
He had a band called Sonic Underground..... cough.... that sucks pinecones...... cough...
He also has another show called Sonic Xxx that actually has a fanbase cough because it's porn cough
Sonic best game was Sonic Roadkill where you could run him over. Jejejejeje!
You're too slow! Way past cool! That's no good! However after a ladybug killed Luigi and he was reincarnated as Weegee Sonic got reincarnated into Soneck who got revenge on Mario and has had a rivalry with Weegee ever since. FUCK SHIT PISS BITCH NUDITY
He also has appeared in Super Smash Brothers as a punching bag.