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Shadic was created by a douchebag: Charka-X

The ProcessEdit

Sonic eats a chili dog

Chav eats Sonic

This person names Fatty Fadi comes in(Don't who who he is? Ask the gay ####### who created this article: http://unsonic.wikia.com/wiki/Fadi)

Fadi dies because he watched Shirley Temple.

Chav eats Fadi's brains OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Tails revives Sonic and Fadi, because he loves chaos.

Chav eats everyone

Sonic marries a wisp instead of marrying Shadow, thus Shadic is never created! Yay!


Now I know what your thinking:

How can Sonic marry a wisp of he's eaten.

Why is this article made if he didn't exist?

One moment...*Ahem*

SHUT DA FUCK UP.

You: *eye twiches* WHAT THE #### WAS THAT CRAP!

You: *commits suicide*

EpilogueEdit

So, Shadic never existed. And if he did, he was given birth in fairy tale ###### land. The end.

QuotesEdit



"CHAOS SPEAR!, CHAOS POOP, CHAOS ####, CHAOS ULTRA ULTIMATE SHIELD!"

"I like men."

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