Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus fused together and created PETA. Than PETA made creepy things called stuff like "Super Tofu Boy" and "Pokémon Black And Blue". And someone shook their @$$(the way to kill Miley and JB) in front of Miley and JB, and defeated the evil group PETA.
Back in the 1200's, PETA had a huge rivalry with SegaBitches Leader. SegaBitches Leader made much better porn, so PETA was less known for their porn after she beat PETA.
There is rumors that Dr. Fat @$$ Fvck B*tch Thing has revived PETA so he can take over the world using epic porn vids.
PETA's ally is PETA.
PETA fvcking sucks.
PETA makes terrible knock-offs of games.
If you see PETA, go barf in the toilet in the Secret Base In The Middle Of Nowhere IMMEADEATLY!