Shigeru Miyamoto is the Evil Demon and reason why NintenDon't/NintenBitches is still running.


His father is Some Secret Base In The Middle Of Nowhere, which grants it's Sons/Daughters demon power. When he was a kid, he went to school in Hell. There he met Hurpty Durpty and Silver(Now Hurpty Durpty No. 2), which started working together and made the smash hit company, NintenDon't/NintenBitches. Then he created a character that would make SegaBitches sh*t it's pants, Mario.


His son is Mr. Samurai.

His GirlFriend is The King Of Hyrule.

He has Demon powers.

He knows the Fighting Style of DINNER.